• Don’t be rude to your waiter/waitress, what are you, stupid!? They handle your food.
  • Go for a walk in the rain and jump in puddles, it’s SO fun!
  • Make plans, always have something to look forward to, you might die of boredom otherwise!
  • Say please and thank you
  • Keep in touch with your friends, make the effort
  • Good Sex will cure 90% of your mental issues. For serious.

  • Just because you are kinda seeing someone does not mean your life and responsibilities have to go on the back burner, make it on YOUR terms, yeash, grow a back bone!
  • If you are hooking up with a dude and he tells you from the beginning that’s it’s only fun then he means it, don’t secretly hope that he will fall in love with you. You don’t want to fall in love with the guy who says “this is just fun”
  • Don’t talk about how much money you have, you fucking jerkface! In fact don’t talk about money at all, it’s SO crass.
  • Don’t get into physical fights, it makes you look like an asshole/if you do then you are an asshole!
  • Be open to the possibility that you just might fall in love, c’mon man, don’t be so closed off and scared! Ya big baby. It’s just LOVE, Not like, AIDS or something. You will recover if it all turns to Hell, and if not, there’s always Vodka!
  • It’s not very often that you meet new people who are genuinely great and amazing, people who you just click with – but when you do it will light you up, hold on to that for dear life.
  • Be nice to people
  • Learn to use a knife and fork properly you crazy wild animal!
  • Have sexxx with foreigners, and if you can, get them to talk dirty to you in their native tounge while you do it, it’s the hottest thing EVER, go on! EVERYBODY is doing it. It’s the new black.

Love Jecca xx

I recently had coffee with my Godmother.

She is the whole idea behind this blog, and possibly my biggest supporter. She is also very talented and one fascinating woman to talk to!

I was complaining about my recent skin issues, ie: it’s not perfect/I don’t look like a super star. She suggested I use Colloidal Silver Cream.

Now before you go What? Has Jecc completely lost her mind?! Be patient, here is a brief description:

Colloidal Silver is a tasteless, odorless, non-toxic, pure, natural substance consisting of sub-microscopic clusters of silver particles, suspended by a tiny electric charge placed on each particle, within a suitable liquid. A few drops may be applied directly to the skin or into any wound or sore.

I know! SILVER FOR YOUR SKIN! Yes Please!

I am going to try to avoid referencing certain Vampy goodness here…

I was dubious, but she does know her stuff, so I went out and bought it, raced home to cleanse, and while my pores were still open I slathered my face in the silver goodness. Then I went to sleep. (OK, it’s not silver in color, but I imagined it was, and so should you, you cynical little rat!)

I awoke with high expectations, and they were met, my skin wasn’t perfect but my lord, it was well on the way!

I even believe that Edward Cullen himself was impressed by the Silvery-ness of my skin (sorry I couldn’t resist!)

So, Ladies and Gentlemen, go out and get yourself some Colloidal Silver from your nearest natural health store, you WILL thank me for it!

Sparkle!

Love Jecc xx

Bad Behavior…?

May 24, 2010

Morning lovelies!

I had an amazing weekend, want to know how it started?

I had an epic make-out session with someone a wee bit younger than me (which is not normally my style).

Bad behavior? Perhaps! Fucking fun as? You got it sister! Inappropriate/should know better? Hells yes! Do I care? NOPE!

It’s these moments that you really enjoy being single, makes you want to giggle and jump around!

He was SOOOOO good-looking. Most amazing eyes have seen in a long time, all doe eyed with impossibly long lashes and a totally cute smile. He told me he thought I was sexy, beautiful and that I looked like I was 22. That’s all VERY flattering, but he’s only 18. His opinion can’t really be fully formed yet right? But hey, nothing like a little validation!

More importantly, When did 18-year-old’s get SO confident? This guy was with about 8 of his friends, and they were all pulling one-liners on me and being very persistent…it was totally ridiculous. When I was 18, I was all about bad fringes and wearing slouch socks. I was way too scared to talk to/hit on 25 year old’s! When did the youth of today learn to hold their own? How scary! Maybe I should take a page out of their book, be a little more daring and confident and say outrageously flattering things to strangers.

Maybe I will….

You are an amazing, gorgeous and perfect person!

xx

Yesterday it was a perfect rainy Sunday afternoon.

So I took Parry the Parasol for a stroll around the orchard (see him pictured right)

Why Yes, I do apply my makeup while sitting on clouds!

I purchased Parry while living in New York, I went to the Mary Poppins Broadway show and nearly died when I saw they had Mary’s actual parasol for sale, I carried that sucker home for 45 blocks, and flew it from NY to NZ – it was worth every penny/strange look on the plane!

So Parry and I were having a nice stroll, he was happy to be out and about, admiring the pretty Autumn colours on the Orchard. And then it happened – I had a moment of complete and utter calm. You know those moments where it’s just….calm, and you actually didn’t realise how wound up you were. So I smiled and jumped in a puddle, I had the time of my life.

So, be calm my darlings, it’s so nice xx

P.S – Am paranoid this post is going to seem like the time that Carrie Bradshaw wrote about socks because she had no man stories to write about, but let me tell you, I have man stories, I’m just waiting for the right words to come to me, all is fun and happy in the land of Argentina.

Sucker Love

May 10, 2010

I’ve had a bit of an epiphany, I think.

Goes like this:

Just because someone acts like they like you/they actually DO like you it doesn’t mean you have to like them back. Just because you’re getting a little bit of attention doesn’t mean that you should make yourself like them, you are way better than that. I mean, if they are cute/awesome then totally HIT that, but if you’ve never thought about them in that way before now, then it probably isn’t the time to start, or is it? Is the light-bulb switching on? Could you love this person or are you just flattered by the attention? I dunno man, I don’t have the answers, just many many questions!

I was talking with Mr. Argentina last night and it was great, getting to know each other a little beyond wild make-out sessions. I told him a little of my break-up history, why I’m here back at home…bla bla, for the record, Mr. Argentina thinks he is a fecking idiot, haha take that!

Anyways, I digress. Mr. Argentina told me a little of his breakup, why he is here, how he ended up here, and he explained that he didn’t know what he had lost until he lost the girl, he said he did some crazy shit to get her back, even though he didn’t love her, it was the rejection he couldn’t stand.

BING!!! Light-bulb moment.

One hell of a lightbulb moment?

It’s the rejection that drives many of us! Really think about it – do you actually like them/love them, or are you just afraid of the rejection, because it will make you do crazy shiz yo yo! Rejection makes you want that validation, makes you search for that validation, and for what? To get someone’s attention you don’t really care about!

Of course I’m not referring to those in happy secure relationships, I’m sure you guys are driven by love, or fear or whatevs…but to those of you who are single and meeting new potential partners, be objective, and if you want to, JUST SAY NO!

Lightbulb xx