Walk Like a Man, Talk Like a Man.

April 29, 2010

Mr. Argentina: Can we Talk?

Me: Um, Sure!

Mr. Argentina: So, about last night, what do you think?

Me: I had a great time

Mr. Argentina: Me too, and I really like you, How do you feel about me?

Me: I really like you too, but it seems a little early to be having this conversation?

Mr. Argentina: I know it is, but I’m traveling at the moment, and I want to be honest with you because I think your really great and I  like you, BUT

Me: Ah, yes, the But….

Mr. Argentina: But….I am traveling and I’m not here for that long I don’t want you to get hurt or anything, so I think it’s best if I’m honest from the beginning.

Me: Well, I appreciate that, but I’ll be fine, thanks for your honesty, but I have my own travel plans!

Mr. Argentina: OK that’s really good, sorry, just wanted to be honest, I really don’t want you to get hurt.

Cue: EPIC MAKE-OUT #2

Knee Buckle

Swoon

Etc

Etc

So, now I’m in the conundrum that I knew was coming, the past 7 months I have been waiting waiting waiting to kiss someone, or have a connection or anything, well, now I’ve had that kiss, that connection and it’s the aftermath and I knew this was going to happen!

The fucking inevitable………

The most predictable……….

I

Can’t

Stop

Thinking

About

Him,

FUCK.

BUT (See! There’s always a But) I always get all whimsical after meeting a dude, even if it’s not serious, and it normally lasts a few days, then the magical power of Dudeness wears off and I can see clearly again….it’s just waiting for the clarity to come back that’s bothering me! EVERY time my phone goes, I think It’s him, and it NEVER is….Lordy this is frustrating!

But my sensibilities will come back soon, I think I’m just basking in the aftermath of severe dude attention overload from last week.

Wish Brandon was MY dude!

So, I’m focussing on thinking like a Dude, it’s kinda fun/hard at the same, although a dude friend told me yesterday that it’s the thinking like a female that makes us so attractive to dudes.

Great…either way I’m totally fucked.

xx

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3 Responses to “Walk Like a Man, Talk Like a Man.”

  1. Jasper Says:

    HAhahahahahahahaahah that’s awesome in some strange way. Well, its well written!

    Hang in there! Do you want me to go get that lie detector?

  2. unicornshavesilverblood Says:

    hahahahaha!

    i agree, very well written!

    oooh the excitement of new romance 😀

    yay for you!
    xxx


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